Hi my name is Zak Dark’ness Dementia Raven Bagans and I have spiked ebony black hair and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Christian Bale (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Dracula but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a paranormal investigator but I don’t believe in ghosts unless I’m face to face with them. I have pale white skin. I’m also an empath and have like 3 shows on the travel channel. I’m a emo (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Dungeon Wear™ and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a reaper shirt and cargo pants with a metal cross belt and black combat boots. I was wearing white foundation, black eyeliner and hella contouring. I was walking outside Las Vegas. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. Nick Groff stared at me. I put up my middle finger at him.
werewolf in every show or movie:
wow, the most important thing in this story arc is happening, here. at night.
someone else:
oh no look *points at full moon*
werewolf in every show or movie:
oh damn, how careless of me. me, a werewolf, who transforms every month on the full moon, who has been doing so my whole life. oh my god how could i have forgotten it was a full moon tonight. you think itd be like a period by now and id have some sort of internal clock about this shit but damn theres the moon and i sure am standing outside here in front of everyone.
